{"title":"Baron Hasselhoff's","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eBaron Hasselhoff's\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is a New Zealand chocolate brand known for playful, irreverent branding and seriously good chocolate. With bold packaging and a sense of humour, Baron Hasselhoff’s brings a fun, contemporary edge to the traditional chocolate experience.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"baron-hasselhoffs-drunkn-donuts-cinnamon-donut-rum-dark-chocolate-70g","title":"Baron Hasselhoff's | Drunk'n Donuts | Cinnamon Donut  Rum Dark Chocolate","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRum soaked Solomon Islands cacao finished with crumbed cinnamon donuts.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've all committed the odd fashion crime. But did you know you can actually go to jail for wearing too much gold lamé?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Baron found that out the hard way – and was locked up for life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo escape, he distracted the guards from their sugary, cinnamony afternoon donuts and spiked them with contraband rum. They knocked the guards out cold, and soon The Baron was free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo celebrate, he recreated the flavour in chocolate.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s so good it should be illegal. Consume responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e70g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e65% CACAO CONTENT INGREDIENTS: Cacao (Direct Trade, Solomon Islands), Organic Raw Sugar, Cacao Butter, Donuts (Flour, Sugar, Free Range Eggs, Milk, Water,\u003cbr\u003eButter, Yeast, Cinnamon, Vanilla Extract, Salt), Rum, Cinnamon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDonuts- Little Dough co.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCacao -\u003cspan\u003eSingle Origin Direct Trade, Solomon Islands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSingle Origin Direct Trade - Solomon Islands, \u003cspan\u003eCathliro Cacao.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e**Product Shelf Life is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 12 months.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baron Hasselhoff's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40443827486785,"sku":"9421907255088","price":13.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0175\/7062\/products\/baron-drunkndonuts.png?v=1686538161"},{"product_id":"baron-hasselhoffs-pedro-picante-hazelnut-chili-brittle-80g","title":"Baron Hasselhoff's | Pedro Picante | Hazelnut \u0026 Chili Brittle | 80g","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHazelnut, smoked chipotle and vanilla brittle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn his last vision quest, The Baron met a wise old man named Pedro – who said he’d reveal the spicy secrets of the Aztecs. Together, they floated across a neon desert to the throne of the lizard queen. As the sky melted, the lips on her forehead whispered...‘Tipo, ¿dónde está mi auto?’*  Then three days later, The Baron woke up in a tree. With a recipe for hazelnut, smoked chipotle and vanilla brittle written across his back. True story...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Dude, where’s my car?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINGREDIENTS: Castor Sugar, Hazelnuts (Spray Free),*Brown Rice Syrup, Butter, Baking Soda, Sea Salt, *Chipotle, *Vanilla (vanilla ethanol, sugar, vanilla seeds). *Certified Organic \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e**Product Shelf Life is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 12 months.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baron Hasselhoff's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40443827945537,"sku":"719239616943","price":9.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0175\/7062\/products\/baron-pedro-picante.png?v=1686538243"},{"product_id":"baron-hasselhoffs-pirate-mary-rosemary-infused-salted-caramels-120g","title":"Baron Hasselhoff's | Rosemary Infused Salted Caramels | 120g","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft, chewy caramels infused with fragrant rosemary and a kick of Blenheim sea salt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people do it for the paycheck. The Baron does it for love. Like the time he swiped right on ‘Rosemary’ a stormy-eyed sailor with mermaid tattoos and a wooden leg. For their real-life meet, he created a recipe in her honour: soft, chewy caramels infused with fragrant rosemary and a kick of Blenheim sea salt. They’re as good as they sound. But sadly, Rosemary wasn’t. She was a 94-year old cat lady who just wanted free chocolate. Bummer. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6 x 20g Caramels\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINGREDIENTS: Cream, Castor Sugar, Brown Sugar, Dark Chocolate (Cocoa mass, sugar, emulsifiers, soya lecithin,flavouring),\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrganic Rice Syrup, \u003c\/span\u003eButter, Rosemary, Organic Vanilla (vanilla ethanol, sugar, vanilla seeds), Sea Salt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e**Product Shelf Life is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 16 weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baron Hasselhoff's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40443832369217,"sku":"9421907255002","price":16.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0175\/7062\/products\/Pirate-mary.png?v=1686538392"},{"product_id":"baron-hasselhoffs-smuggle-puffs-salted-caramel-mallow-puff-4-pce","title":"Baron Hasselhoff's | Smuggle Puffs | Salted Caramel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePillowy marshmallow with caramel on a cinnamon butter biscuit dipped in a 70% dark chocolate, finished with Blenheim sea salt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMacGuyver found inventive ways out of sticky situations, but The Baron has inventive ways of getting into them. Like the time in Belgium when a not-so-monastic monk stole his passport and he had to smuggle himself out of the country as a stowaway. For comfort, he fashioned improvised bubble wrap from the contents of his backpack: marshmallows, sticky caramel, buttery shortbread, 70% cacao chocolate and cinnamon (which worked as a breathing pipe). As the ship slipped out of Antwerp, The Baron nibbled his sweet, fluffy, lightly salted cocoon and had a bright idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSold in a four pack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIngredients: Rice Flour*, Butter, Castor Sugar, Brown Sugar, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Chocolate(cocoa mass(73%), sugar, cocoa powder, emulsifier(soya lecithin), \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlmond Meal, Cornflour, Condensed Milk, Vanilla, Rice Milk*, Baking Powder, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGuar Gum, Cinnamon*, Sea Salt, Water, Rice Syrup*, Egg White, Leaf Gelatin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*Organic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e**Product Shelf Life is 16 weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baron Hasselhoff's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40443834007617,"sku":"9421907255200","price":13.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0175\/7062\/products\/baron-smuggle-puffs.png?v=1686538610"},{"product_id":"baron-hasselhoffs-burnt-butter-cinnamon-chocolate-bar","title":"Baron Hasselhoff's | Burnt Butter \u0026  Cinnamon Chocolate Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003eSri Lanka’s competitive butter sculpting scene is hot, hot, hot. In fact, The Baron was in the line of fire when this year’s closing ceremony got too hot. He and his fellow competitors fled the stage after a butter-fingered pyrotechnician dropped the box of Ceylon’s Signature Cinnamon Fireworks, sparking a fragrant fire that melted their sculptures into buttery pools. Captivated by aromas of burnt butter and cinnamon in the air, The Baron decided to immortalise the night in chocolate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e52.5% Cacao content\u003cbr\u003eINGREDIENTS: Cacao (Papua New Guinea), Cacao Butter (Papua New Guinea), Organic\u003cbr\u003eMilk Powder (Milk) (NZ), Organic Sugar (Paraguay), Brown Butter (Milk) (NZ),\u003cbr\u003eCinnamon (Sri Lanka), Vanilla (Papua New Guinea).\u003cbr\u003eContains: Milk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baron Hasselhoff's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42397685907521,"sku":"9421907255248","price":13.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0175\/7062\/files\/Burnt-butter.jpg?v=1755920533"}],"url":"https:\/\/replete.nz\/collections\/baron-hasselhoffs.oembed","provider":"Replete Cafe \u0026 Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}